What are the best Jewish jokes?

So the priest says:” Well if you’re not Catholic, why are you in here telling me all this?”

So a priests starts the confession and the man in the booth says “Father, I wanted to tell you, I’m 65 years old and last night, at the bar, I met two beautiful young 21 year old college girls. We talked a bit, drank a bit and one thing led to another and we ended up back at my place where the three of us stayed up all night drinking and having wild, uninhibited sex. “

I’m not sure if this one qualifies but I’ll tell it anyway.

Rich people actually spend a whole lot, but the market is the market and there is only one price for the same item and it is much easier for the rich to buy it or lease it or rent it because its expensive to be poor. So why do people have such ideas?

the man replies: “Oh, I’ve never been to confession, I’m actually Jewish.”

And the man says : “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone.”

And the priest thinks for a minute and then says:”Hmm, this is very serious my son, and there are a number of grave sins involved, so I’m not quite sure where to start. But let’s go with the basics: How long has it been since your last confession?”

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What are the best Jewish jokes?

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